Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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