Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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