well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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