love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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