DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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