And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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