My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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