is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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