dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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