Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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