i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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