do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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