So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
well, you know. whores of a feather.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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