I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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