Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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