and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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