if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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