we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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