That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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