You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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