..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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