You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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