I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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