What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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