I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
