i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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