i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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