Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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