girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
All I want is dick and wine.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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