i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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