After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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