your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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