Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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