I love black thongs
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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