love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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