He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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