Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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