I love how my cats smell like pot.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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