He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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