let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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