He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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