she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
