Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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