he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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