Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she pinky promised me she was 18
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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