Your tits are I can't wait for
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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