i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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