found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize