? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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