Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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