everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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