so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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