I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
the raccoons are back...
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