I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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