Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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