i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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