Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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