if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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