Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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